Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Berlin wheel threatens rhino sex life

Yes Animal rights activists have gone mad, according to a Berlin Animal Activist group a planned Ferris Wheel for Berlin will result in the Rhinos stopping breeding which will endanger them more than currently.

If you're opposed to a ferris wheel at least come up with a good reason

Chris Martin


What does Chris Martin put in his hands to guarantee a wicket every ball???



A bat of course

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Slow Drivers

According to Jeremy Clarkson, and I tend to agree with him on this one. Slow Drivers are serial Killers. look at the history, he mentioned more names than this, but here are a few examples, Adolf Hitler...He made the Volkswagen Beetle, not exactly a fast car, Saddam Hussein could you see him driving fast...and has any Race Car driver ever gone psycho and killed anyone??

So therefore after a mass killing the police should be looking for the car driving away at 40km/h not the one speeding away at 200KM/h.

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Idiots

david. nope. never tire of it.
but that said, "Take
Greece as an example. Their culture was 12 Gods etc, and all the powers and
myths. Great job they preserve the culture, but you'd be locked up as insane
in
Greece if you proposed spending public money on having people call on
Zeus to
take away the spirits of those who died in car crashes."
the
ancient greeks
didn't have cars. so, that argument isn't flying
either.

Che Tibby on Kiwiblog

Well I didn't think anyone could be this stupid or use a point so ridiculous, Well no of course the Ancient Greeks didn't have cars, but neither did the Maori, you bloody blathering retard, oh and I don't think there is a real religion in the world that is based in a time with cars, so how about no religious blessings of roads, no need according to Che's logic the Gods don't understand it anyway.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Look what I found

Well this morning I thought I should just take a random glance at the Salient Web page and I happened across this...The Last Lonely Letter So I didn't make the last salient with my letter, but this is much better and more appropriate. Cheers James, I must say I enjoyed this year of Salient more than any other yet.